Dear Parents,
Do you want your children to become cool?
Would you like them to play an instrument? Have lots of friends, chicks, fans?
How about drinking beer, smoke pot and fuck on the first date?
Then you definitely know what to do!
"Make Your Kid a Rockstar. The Illustrated Guide"

1. By all means, love your kids. It is important for them to know that their cool parents care about them.

2. Introduce them to musical instruments from as soon as possible.

3. Let them play around with your most expensive equipment. Who knows, they might get used to that professional stuff and enter the musical elites from an early age.

4. Introduce them to various rock figures, images and symbols such as ferocious animals, bleeding hearts and knives. Eventually when they'll grow up, they'll realize it's way too lame and will start searching for their own symbolic truth.

5. Get them used with being around girls. Seriously.